Physicist Day

Last saturday Physics Department of the Moscow State University was celebrating it's traditional holiday: Physicist Day. Every year something funny, strange or scaring happens to me on that day, but the last time was special. Here is a list of things I remember:

19:00 - Me and two my friends go to the local bar. It has nothing to deal with Physicist Day.

23:30 - Being quite drunk we try to return home. But near the campus we meet a bunch of our friends (being quite drunk too because of celebrating Physicist Day). They suggest to go to the night club where physicist's party is just starting. We take some beer.

23:50 - Something strange happens in the street railway. Somehow we get a big black hat.

00:00 - We are near the club where we meet some other guys from both CMC and Physics departments. Suddenly a fight between a guy being with us and some other guy starts.

00:05 - Some other guys trying to prevent previous fight begin to fight because of a little misunderstanding.

00:10 - Now guys who was trying to prevent the second fight are fighting because of the same reason.

00:15 - Guy from the very first fight call the cops.

00:20 - Cops are there. One of my friends is trying to prevent "the situation".

00:25 - Cops go away. We're in the club.

00:30 - Tequila, sambuca, Long Island, more tequila, more Long Island, ...

DO NOT REMEMBER

01:10 - Somehow we get into VIP zone. I have no idea about it.

DO NOT REMEMBER

01:30 - Suddenly I found myself on the dancefloor kissing some unknown chick.

DO NOT REMEMBER

02:30 - Suddenly I found myself in the car going to the nearest ATM to get some money. When we get to the ATM, I can't open the door. Too drunk to insert my credit card into an electronic lock. Driver helps me. I take the money and we return to the club. I gave about 40$ to driver for the 100-meter trip in the car (bad idea).

03:00 - I drink some shit again. I rock with some unknown girl. One of my friends get knocked out  from the club for the immoral conduct. 

DO NOT REMEMBER

05:00 - Staying at the street with some unknown chicks. Feeling bad.

DO NOT REMEMBER

07:00 - Found myself at home

SLEEPING

16:00 - Feeling like a shit

Result: about $500 spent in a chip dirty club in one night, headache for a day, a lot of impressions. God Damnit, I like physics ;)